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Monthly Archives: August 2011
Famous historical people that you’d least want to hang out with because they’re stupid jerks
-Martha Washington: Aside from being a well known schizophrenic, she’s also quite the kleptomaniac. If you invite her to a dinner party, don’t be surprised if the next day you see all of your silverware for sale at the local pawn shop. -Sigmund Freud: After he asks you about your mother for the thirtieth time, […]
Fright Night (2011)
Fright Night! Vampires and blood, blood and vampires! If a vampire movie doesn’t have tons of blood in it, it’s a piece of crap and I want no part of it. Thankfully, Fright Night has both and is quite a good little flick.
Fright Night’s main dude, Charley (Anton Yelchin) gets a new, hot neighbor, Jerry […]
The Adventures of Ben Franklin, History’s Crankiest Nudist!
A time traveler by the name of Jerome Goldberg once visited colonial America and found his time machine to be completely without power. After approaching Benjamin Franklin, Jerome carefully explained his predicament to him. Jerome then told Franklin that they should hook up a kite to the back of his time machine so that lightning […]
Terrifying movie sequels that await us in the future
Ernest Borgnine’s Colon- A Smell-o-Vision Adventure! (narrated by Morgan Freeman) Lee Harvey Oswald: The Adventure Begins Pinhead vs. Pumpkinhead vs. Howdy Doody Basic Instinct: Interrogation Techniques. Even though Sharon Stone’s interrogation scene at age 73 is even racier than the famous scene in the original film, that’s not what disturbs people most about this movie. […]
Coming Attraction: Abduction (2011)
Taylor Lautner is moving on from being a Twilight werewolf to being a guy who doesn’t turn into a werewolf but is searching to find out who he is after finding his picture on a missing person’s website in Abduction. Also starring Lilly Collins and Sigourney Weaver, Lautner puts his real life martial arts skills […]
