The act today known as ‘teabagging’ was, in ancient times, a method of showing admiration to a fallen enemy. Baring one’s testicles in battle was considered akin to baring one’s soul, and was the truest form of respect a warrior could give. Nowadays it’s the top way for 14 year olds to express video game […]

Child pickpockets are not cute, they’re a bloody menace. For much of the 23rd century they cast a dark cloud of scourge across Great Britain. The entire region was brought to a near standstill as no one could purchase anything, prove who they were, get in their homes or drive their cars because of the […]

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-Martha Washington: Aside from being a well known schizophrenic, she’s also quite the kleptomaniac. If you invite her to a dinner party, don’t be surprised if the next day you see all of your silverware for sale at the local pawn shop. -Sigmund Freud: After he asks you about your mother for the thirtieth time, […]

A time traveler by the name of Jerome Goldberg once visited colonial America and found his time machine to be completely without power. After approaching Benjamin Franklin, Jerome carefully explained his predicament to him. Jerome then told Franklin that they should hook up a kite to the back of his time machine so that lightning […]

Ernest Borgnine’s Colon- A Smell-o-Vision Adventure! (narrated by Morgan Freeman) Lee Harvey Oswald: The Adventure Begins Pinhead vs. Pumpkinhead vs. Howdy Doody Basic Instinct: Interrogation Techniques. Even though Sharon Stone’s interrogation scene at age 73 is even racier than the famous scene in the original film, that’s not what disturbs people most about this movie. […]