After more than ten years in development, Diablo III has finally arrived! Despite its rocky launch with first-night server difficulties, the game is a resounding success. Over six million copies sold in the first week alone, and now, three weeks after its release, we can look at the game as a whole, taking in both its shining moments of glory and rough-edged spots of filth.
10. Napoleon Bonaparte 9. Joan of Arc 8. Marie Antoinette 7. Napoleon Dynamite 6. Billy the Kid 5. Cleopatra 4. King Arthur 3. Albert Einstein 2. Genghis Khan 1. Abraham Lincoln It’s also important to note that due to circumstances of time travel, most of these people have also met each other, as sometimes time […]
Time traveling hookups are, in general, a terrible idea. You never know whose great-grandmother/father’s pants you’re sticking your hand into, and you might be really messing up someone’s bloodline by throwing that person off the course from who they’re supposed to be with. Which could be disastrous for you if that person happens to be […]
Despite the rampant ways that time travelers have suffered excruciating and diverse deaths, most spend their entire lives without ever once dying, or, at the very least, without dying more than once, all thanks to planning ahead. Appropriately organizing for time travel can make the whole ordeal a more pleasurable and worry-free experience. A man […]
If a magic spell is what you used to travel through time, for heaven’s sake say the spell correctly. Many a time traveler has unwittingly unleashed an army of darkness upon the land, just because they were too lazy to remember exactly how the spell goes. Also, it never hurts to drink plenty of water […]
Have you ever been a married father of three only to wake up as a single millionaire playboy version of yourself? Perhaps you’re a hard-working inventor who doesn’t make enough time for his girlfriend, and suddenly you find yourself as a single, homeless dude! Have you ever been walking home from Kentucky Fried Chicken and […]