Arrested Development returns?!?!

| October 2, 2011

Word from Mitch Hurwitz, creator of the legendary and short-lived comedy series Arrested Development, is that the show will be returning in not only movie form, but for a 10 episode run on Fox! At a New Yorker Festival event, attended by both cast and creators alike, Mitch Hurwitz opened up to the audience about […]

The top ten historical figures who most frequently meet time travelers

| September 29, 2011

10. Napoleon Bonaparte 9. Joan of Arc 8. Marie Antoinette 7. Napoleon Dynamite 6. Billy the Kid 5. Cleopatra 4. King Arthur 3. Albert Einstein 2. Genghis Khan 1. Abraham Lincoln It’s also important to note that due to circumstances of time travel, most of these people have also met each other, as sometimes time […]

Time Traveling Hook-ups!

| September 28, 2011

Time traveling hookups are, in general, a terrible idea. You never know whose great-grandmother/father’s pants you’re sticking your hand into, and you might be really messing up someone’s bloodline by throwing that person off the course from who they’re supposed to be with. Which could be disastrous for you if that person happens to be […]

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City press release!

| September 26, 2011

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City delivers a true third person team based shooter experience set within the dark and sinister Resident Evil universe and a reinterpretation of the events depicted in Resident Evil® 2 and Resident Evil® 3. The setting of the Resident Evil universe not only provides a rich backdrop to the action but […]

Memoirs of a Time-Traveling Transvestite Geisha

| September 14, 2011

Despite the rampant ways that time travelers have suffered excruciating and diverse deaths, most spend their entire lives without ever once dying, or, at the very least, without dying more than once, all thanks to planning ahead. Appropriately organizing for time travel can make the whole ordeal a more pleasurable and worry-free experience. A man […]

Kids- Time Travel and Magic Don’t Mix!

| September 13, 2011

If a magic spell is what you used to travel through time, for heaven’s sake say the spell correctly. Many a time traveler has unwittingly unleashed an army of darkness upon the land, just because they were too lazy to remember exactly how the spell goes. Also, it never hurts to drink plenty of water […]

Going backwards while going forwards!

| August 31, 2011

More commonly known as Earl Gomgom’s Syndrome, Chronus Reversus is an affliction wherein the afflicted individual steadily progresses backwards through time rather than forwards. If you catch a bit of Chronus Reversus you will probably find yourself inconvenienced in many different ways. Walking through the rain becomes a bit odd as your top stays dry […]

Tea-Bagging: The Most Ancient Respect a Man Can Give

| August 30, 2011

The act today known as ‘teabagging’ was, in ancient times, a method of showing admiration to a fallen enemy. Baring one’s testicles in battle was considered akin to baring one’s soul, and was the truest form of respect a warrior could give. Nowadays it’s the top way for 14 year olds to express video game […]

Child Pickpockets from the Future!

| August 29, 2011

Child pickpockets are not cute, they’re a bloody menace. For much of the 23rd century they cast a dark cloud of scourge across Great Britain. The entire region was brought to a near standstill as no one could purchase anything, prove who they were, get in their homes or drive their cars because of the […]

Game Shows That Are Totally Scary In The Future

| August 26, 2011

4 vs. 1? I don’t like this guy’s odds. Elimidate 3rd Degree You Bet Your Life Duel Guts Survivor 1 Vs. 100 Who Wants to be a Millionaire (or, as it’s known in the future, Who Wants to be a Millionaire’s Pawn in a Sadistic Game of Life and Death?)