D&D Insider Review: The 4th Edition Monk
Nick | July 2, 2009
You want hands that burn with the flaming wrath of hellfire and damnation? Sure ya’ do, because you’re a Monk.
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Draggin’ Ball Z
Alex Langley | April 17, 2009
The Dragon Ball Z movie is here… and it is not doing well at the box office. Who… who wanted this to happen? I mean, obviously, someone thought that someone would want to watch the thing, but seriously?
The Many Furies of Samuel L. Jackson
Alex Langley | March 10, 2009
The potentially atrocious new Street Fighter movie is out this weekend. How bad will it be? Only the reviews will tell, but considering its predecessor, it’s at least safe to assume that it will be better than the first one. Samuel L. Jackson has been tagged to play Nick Fury in not one, not two, [...]
Like a Joaquin From the Flames
Alex Langley | February 28, 2009
After some exhaustive hands-on time with Street Fighter IV, I’ve come to one all-encompassing conclusion. Dhalsim is freaking worthless. I know there’s probably some of you that are Dhalsim masters, and hear the words YOGA FLAME in your sleep. Well, sure some of you guys are probably great with him. And some of you guys [...]
Games on a budget: Street Fighter III
Alex Langley | January 24, 2009
Games on a Budget: Street Fighter III With Street Fighter IV just around the corner, you may want to brush up on your hadokens, sharpen your shoryukens, and work the rough edges off of your sonic booms. Or, you may be rabidly playing every Capcom fighting game you can get your hands on, just to [...]
Santa Llama is coming to town!
Alex Langley | December 6, 2008
Santa Llama is Coming To Town The Day the Earth Stood Still remake starring Keanu “I know Kung Fu” Reeves and Jennifer Connely hits today. As far as I can tell, this is one of those remakes that maintains a few small elements from the original, like the title, and then just goes haywire with [...]
Surprising Voices Behind the Cartoon Faces
Alex Langley | November 12, 2008
Surprising Voices Behind the Cartoon Faces I am a fan of voice actors, and voice acting in general. I make it perfectly clear to everyone around me that I fancy myself a minor thespian of the vocal variety, but having found that the voice acting industry is 1. Damn near impossible to get into and [...]
Video Game Losers
Alex Langley | November 11, 2008
Video Game Losers Video game characters. Some are cool. Others are lame beyond belief. It can’t be helped; Having some video game characters suck is a natural part of the balance of the universe. For every Sephiroth, there’s a dozen gray haired villainous clones wielding unbelievably large blades and brooding menacingly. This is an article [...]
Pretty (Stupid) in Pink
Alex Langley | October 22, 2008
Pretty (Stupid) in Pink Blizzcon rockets forward this week, and already the news from them is earth-shaking. They’ve unveiled a new class for Diablo III, the Wizard, a time-bending master of all things arcane. Sounds pretty tasty. Street Fighter IV is getting some characters that are exclusive to the home consoles, one of whom is…wait [...]
Surprising Voices Behind the Cartoon Faces
Alex Langley | October 18, 2008
Surprising Voices Behind the Cartoon Faces I am a fan of voice actors, and voice acting in general. I make it perfectly clear to everyone around me that I fancy myself a minor thespian of the vocal variety, but having found that the voice acting industry is 1. Damn near impossible to get into and [...]
Adorable Obscenities
Alex Langley | October 8, 2008
Adorable Obscenities We’ve got a nice little week planned here at Rocketllama.com. I’ve got a couple of Mega Man themed articles brewing to commemorate the unveiling of Mega Man 9. And as always, more Rocket Llama comics! It’s been discovered that Street Fighter IV will have Ryu and Ken’s master Gouken as a playable character! [...]
The Expected Schedule and Comic-Con
Papa Llama | July 25, 2008
Hey, guys. Nick here.
So we’ve launched and everything is looking pretty good. Now I just want to tell you what the planned schedule for the upcoming weeks are going to be. This week is not going to follow this schedule that I spelled out here, though, because we’re going to Comic Con International.