You Can’t Do That on the Internet- Caesar 2

Alex | June 1, 2009

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Who watched people watching the Watchmen?

Alex | March 20, 2009

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It’s been a rough couple of weeks for me, computer-wise. Two weeks ago, my main computer got infected with a virus that I will simply refer to as “The Doomsday Virus”. The virus was so potent that it took the CPU repair guy nearly a week to fix it, and even then we still had [...]

You Can’t Do That on the Internet: The vindication of John Wilkes Booth

Alex | March 3, 2009

The Vindication of John Wilkes Booth It’s no use, Booth, he’s too strong! You’ll have to shoot us both, just to be sure! Got somethin’ to say? Sling it my way. -Alex L

Because No One Demanded It!

Alex | February 18, 2009

              The Friday the 13th remake came out this past weekend… and is doing upsettingly well. This flick is another in a looooong series of idiotic remakes, reboots, and reimaginings that make a moviegoer ask one question: WHY? Here’s a couple other head scratching flicks that we have both already suffered, and have yet [...]

Left 4 Dead 4 Free

Alex | February 14, 2009

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Left 4 Dead’s upcoming Survival Pack, which expands the Versus mode gameplay to be available using all 4 scenarios and introduces a new mode of gameplay- Survival mode, which no one knows jack crap about, anyway, this glorious package will be available at no cost to us, the noble consumer. Woohoo! Speaking of Zombies and [...]

The Xbox Live-ening

Alex | February 8, 2009

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For those of you with Xbox live memberships- friggin’ make like a tree and get outta here and go to Best Buy, right the hell now! They’re offering 12 month xbox live membership cards, with a bonus month tagged on, all for the price of 30 bucks. That’s right, 30 friggin’ bucks. That comes out [...]

A Dark Night for the Dark Knight

Alex | January 17, 2009

It seems that The Dark Knight has been snubbed by the academy, so to speak. Why’s that? Well, it didn’t get nominated for best pic of the year. Which sucks, but wouldn’t be as big a deal if the other pictures were high-quality, gimme-an-oscar kinda movies that The Academy typically picks out. But no, there’s [...]

A Falling Out with Fallout

Alex | January 10, 2009

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I just saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I felt that the film was a return to form for the Indy series, and definitely matched the quality of his previous outings…Heck, in the Fallout video game series there were people complaining about Fallout 3 based on a single screenshot, when the game had barely been announced.

So Bad It’s Good-Nightmare City

Alex | January 7, 2009

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Now, everyone can appreciate a fine film, the movies that touch and inspire us, those masterpieces of cinema that give us something to go home and dream about. There are countless cinema analysts that will delve into precisely why The Dark Knight was so freakin’ kickass. But there is a counterbalance to such quality films, [...]

Launch Phase Complete!

Alex | January 1, 2009

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It’s been a fantastic first few months here at Rocket Llama, and things are only getting better from here. We’ll be wrapping up the current story arc soon, Time Flies When You’re On the Run, and we’ve got some fan-tastic stuff coming up for RL and the gang. New characters, new locales, new crazy inventions [...]