Like a Joaquin From the Flames

| February 28, 2009

After some exhaustive hands-on time with Street Fighter IV, I’ve come to one all-encompassing conclusion. Dhalsim is freaking worthless. I know there’s probably some of you that are Dhalsim masters, and hear the words YOGA FLAME in your sleep. Well, sure some of you guys are probably great with him. And some of you guys […]

Llama Sightings: Team Rocket Llama Song

| February 20, 2009

If you search “Rocket Llama” on YouTube, you find something titled “Team Rocket Llama Song.” It’s not a song from Team Rocket Llama. It’s the Llama Song accompanied by Team Rocket images. Here’s a better recording of the song, though, with lyrics at the bottom so you can know what it actually says.

Because No One Demanded It!

| February 18, 2009

              The Friday the 13th remake came out this past weekend… and is doing upsettingly well. This flick is another in a looooong series of idiotic remakes, reboots, and reimaginings that make a moviegoer ask one question: WHY? Here’s a couple other head scratching flicks that we have both already suffered, and have yet […]

Dollhouse: Strike One

| February 16, 2009


Dollhouse, Powers World of Warcraft, Rocket Llama and the Symphony of the Llama, Ledcast.

Left 4 Dead 4 Free

| February 14, 2009


Left 4 Dead’s upcoming Survival Pack, which expands the Versus mode gameplay to be available using all 4 scenarios and introduces a new mode of gameplay- Survival mode, which no one knows jack crap about, anyway, this glorious package will be available at no cost to us, the noble consumer. Woohoo! Speaking of Zombies and […]

No Token

| February 11, 2009

The gun skittered across the floor. Steve and Dave locked gazes, and simultaneously lunged for the gun. Steve grazed his fingers across the barrel of the pistol and managed to reach the rest of his hand around it. “Dave,” said Steve, “you can’t do this. I have to be the one to do it.” Dave […]

Blog-It Section Progress Report

| February 11, 2009


We’ve imported all of Papa Llama’s reports into this new Blog-It Llama! section, but that was the easy part.

Jeph Loeb Destroys Everything You Love

| February 9, 2009

Red Hulk Rulk (or Rulkie)

Jeph Loeb is terrible. Heroes, Ultimatum, Ultimate Spider-Man, Brian Michael Bendis, David LaFuente, Ledcast.

The Xbox Live-ening

| February 8, 2009


For those of you with Xbox live memberships- friggin’ make like a tree and get outta here and go to Best Buy, right the hell now! They’re offering 12 month xbox live membership cards, with a bonus month tagged on, all for the price of 30 bucks. That’s right, 30 friggin’ bucks. That comes out […]

I Think That’s Everything: Time Flies Till It Ends!

| February 2, 2009


We’re finally finished with Times Flies When You’re on the Run! Seems like forever since we started this story. I’m proud of my work with it. It was a BIG learning experience. Here are links to my top 10 favorite pages in chronological order…