Who is Rocket Llama? "The world's oldest
webcomic - since 1916." Tongue-in-cheek tales of a high-flying llama, a
sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse. With
time traveling cavedogs, a persnickety penguin, and surprise parodies of
Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, and more. Creators have
presented their work at Internation Comic-Con Comicon International in San
Diego, California, with Danny Fingeroth (The Amazing Spider-Man, Dazzler,
Superman on the Couch, Disguised as Clark Kent), and WonderCon Wonder-Con in
San Francisco, California, as part of the Comics Arts Conference a.k.a.
Comic Arts Conference; and Wizard World Texas, the Wizard World University
Texas academic meetings in Arlington, Texas, near Six Flags Over Texas, with
Phil Hester (Green Arrow and Clerks with Kevin Smith), Jason Henderson (The
Sword of Dracula, Dracula Wars #1), Ben Templesmith (30 Days of Night with
Steve Niles, Fell), Jacen Burrows (Crossed with Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis),
Ethan Van Sciver (Green Lanter).
Keywords: Webcomic webcomics cartoon cartoons all-ages family entertainment
comics comic books comic strips sequential art quirky humor funny furry fun
anthropomorphic animals satire comedy science fiction fantasy historical
history pseudohistorical pseudohistory.
Retribution of the Lich King
Mark and I did our first podcast for a series called "The Ledcast". Alex will be joining us this week, so we'll probably cram in a couple more while he's here.
I'm trying to download the Fracture demo. Alex might tell you all about the game if he feels like it at the end of the week.
In the first episode of Ledcast, I spoke of the freshly premiered television series Fringe. The first episode was interesting, but it was full of a LOT of cliche dialogue. It had some plot twists that threw me for a loop a little bit, but I caught back up with them pretty quickly. The second episode is waaaaay better. It's much more horrific and had a freaky concept they somehow made believable. Good job, Abrams. I'm going to stick with this one for awhile.
Speaking of J.J. Abrams, there is a video with William Shatner talking about how he wasn't asked to be in the new Star Trek movie. I hope this is just a big ploy to keep secret that Shatner actually shows up at the end of the film as Captain Kirk brought back to life because of the time travel whammy that is suppose to take place in the film.
On to Wrath of the Lich King. I want to reintroduce you to a familiar class...
Meet the (Retribution) Paladin.
Retribution Paladins are very unique. Not only do they carry the role of "Mana Battery" that Shadow Priests and Survival Hunters have, they are also able to heal and deal damage simultaneously, again like a Shadow Priest. What I much prefer with the Retribution Paladin is getting to be in the fray of melee combat and their phenomenal buffs. They are essential to increasing the over-all effectiveness of the entire party, much like a Shaman. You just feel like you matter more than a Rogue.
This is one build that will work in PVE and PVP end-game. I wish they would put the Healing Light talent as a first tier Holy talent. In fact, I would be ecstatic if they switched Spiritual Focus and Seals of the Pure with Divine Intellect and and Healing Light and made Healing Light boost the effectiveness of Divine Storm.
Currently, they are quiet mana efficient. I've got a feeling it won't stay this way, because currently they are more efficient than an Enhancement Shaman with Shamanistic Rage.
Here are the essential abilities of a Retribution Paladin.
This is the meat and potatoes ability of a Retribution Paladin. It keeps their damage constantly flowing because of its short 6-second cooldown.
The Improved, Sanctified, Swift Retribution Aura is ONLY choice for a Retribution Paladin's aura. At level 80 with the Improved Retribution Aura talent, it deals 160 holy damage every time a party member gets hit. With the Sanctified Retribution Talent, it increases the entire party's damage output by 2%, an addition that adds up a lot over many party members. Finally there is the Swift Retribution Talent, which increases melee, ranged, and casting speed by 3%. Best Aura ever.
Hits multiple targets and heals multiple targets every 10-seconds. This constant flow of healing to the party helps ease up the main healers without you even needing to think about it.
This ability has been changed to effect healing as well. The talent Sanctified Wrath makes 50% of your damage pierce through all of your target's defenses. This makes it to where you won't even notice that your opponent is wearing plate. This is also handy because of a couple of other talents.
Enhancement Shaman's got a taste of what Sheath of Light is with their Mental Quickness talent back in Burning Crusade. What makes this different is that instead of cheaper instant cast spells, Ret Paladin's healing critical hits cause a heal over time effect equal to 60% of the critical spell's total healed. This is perfect because of how much critical strike rating plate armortends to have and because of another talent...
The critical damage bonus is tasty, but the subtly awesome effect of being able to instantly cast Flash of Light is fantastic. During a dungeon or raid, a Ret Paladin will be able to squeeze in Flash of Light instantly without wasting time in their rotation of damage dealing abilities. This in combination with Sheath of Light and Divine Storm give them a lot of healing potential.
This is the ridiculous new talent that grants them the "Mana Battery" potential shared by Shadow Priests and Survival Hunters. This not only adds greatly to mana efficiency while soloing, it is great for raids.
So there you have it. The super-awesome Retribution Paladin. Hopefully this gives you some perspective on why I'm probably going to make one.
In other WotLK news, there's a couple of new titles added called "of the Alliance" and "of the Horde". The way you get this is by going into each of your opposing faction's capital cities and helping slay their leader. This will be my new goal. Getting new armor that I'll replace in the next dungeon doesn't last. I'll get to keep a title like that forever.
I'm also going to try PVP for end-game this time around instead of quite as much PVE. There's a post by Penny Arcade that made a very good point. It's like a science having to get together such a perfect amount of people in order to go raiding. They're making it significantly easier now that all raid dungeons have 10 and 25-man versions, but if you only have a party of 7 for PVP, you'll always get strangers to help fill it out. You can also stop pretty much whenever you want, instead of wasting an extra hour trying to down some raid boss that your guild just can't seem to kill. Lake Wintergrasp has also piqued my interest in PVP for that fact that it feels more real being PVP that takes place outside of an instance. Your entire faction feels the consequences of your victory / defeat if you fail in this place. Failure would probably not hurt my ego, but victory grants a buff to your faction throughout all of Northrend. I would feel like a hero.
The Ongoing Adventures of
Rocket Llama[1] is a webcomic starring "a high-flying llama, a
sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse."[2]
Created by Alex Langley while he was a student at Henderson State
University, the comic first appeared in a comic book titled The Workday
Comic. For the Workday comics anthology, a spin-off of Scott McCloud's
24-Hour Comics, comics creators each wrote and drew their own eight-page
stories in eight hours in April, 2007, on Friday the 13th[3], which turned
into an ongoing publication.[4] Co-presenting with comics author and
scholar Danny Fingeroth (Dazzler, Spider-Man, Superman on the Couch), the
creators described the webcomic's evolution as members of a Comics Arts
Conference panel at 2008's Comic-Con International in San Diego,
California.[5][6][7] Contents [hide] 1 Debut 2 Webcomic 3 References 4
External links [edit] Debut The full title of Rocket Llama's debut
story in The Workday Comic #1 (spring, 2007) was "The Ongoing Adventures of
Rocket Llama #112: 'Trouble in Paradise'".[8] The story introduced the
taciturn hero Rocket Llama and his talkative sidekick, an anthropomorphic
cat named Bartholomew Meowsenhausen, who find themselves stranded on an
island after a battle with an enemy called Jetpack Dog. Spherical islanders
capture them and then challenge them to combat. A villain named Böwser vön
Überdog arrives with Jetpack Dog and, in a sudden Star Wars parody, summons
a giant robot known as the Super Robot Dog Walker which blasts a volcano to
bits. Before it can fire a second blast, Rocket Llama destroys it by getting
it to swallow a pot of water and backfire. The story ends with Böwser tied
up and the heroes using the giant robot dog head as a boat to get themselves
home, with the promise of the next story to be titled, "Yuck!
Yukon!"[9][10] Whether despite the original story's childlike art or
because of it, the Rocket Llama story proved to be the most popular in the
2007 anthology collection of the eight-hour comics.[11] After comic artist
Stephen R. Bissette, an instructor at the Center for Cartoon Studies and
comic book artist best known for his work on Swamp Thing with Alan Moore,
read all of the stories in the first volume of The Workday Comic, he
remarked, "That llama's gonna stick with me."[12] [edit] Webcomic Nick
Langley redrew the story with a less childlike drawing style in webcomic
form for online publication[13] as the flagship title for the website
rocketllama.com which grew into an affiliation of websites featuring
webcomics, art, entertainment reviews, and scholarly studies of comics.[14]
The online story featured a new cover[15] and omitted a one-page gag, a
preview for an unrelated Stealth Potato comic, which had appeared as an
intermission in the middle of the original story.[16] The original story
also appeared online as the comic's "ashcan copy."[17] The authors present
the Rocket Llama stories metafictionally as the world's oldest comic book,
established in 1916, which they allegedly rediscovered and are adapting into
webcomics. "Deep underground, in an archaic vault we searched until we found
the fabled tales. As both the current production team behind The Ongoing
Adventures of Rocket Llama and appreciators of such groundbreaking
literature, we have taken it upon ourselves to restore these classic issues
to a glory more befitting a modern, digital age."[18] Although every
"issue" is presented with panels and screens in the correct order for each
story, the issues are presented out of order as if readers were discovering
old issues of a classic comic book in a seemingly haphazard order, however
they come to find them. After the redrawn number 112's online publication
came the serialized time travel story #136-137, "Time Flies When You're on
the Run," appearing one page at a time throughout each week.[19][20] Special
Rocket Llama Says bonus features appear only in "ashcan" form drawn by the
original creator.[21] [edit] References ^ Rocket Llama World Headquarters
^ You are here. ^ Waddles, Joshua. (2007, April 2). Comic book club puts
in a full day's work. The Oracle vol. 99 (25), p. 3. ^ Beard, Sarah. (2008,
August 25). Comic Arts Club offers excitment. The Oracle, vol. 101 (1), p.
5. ^ T. Langley & R. Duncan, panel moderators, with respondent Danny
Fingeroth. (2008, July). "Capes and Tights, Caps and Gowns." Panel presented
at the Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego,
California. ^ Recent and Upcoming Research Presentations ^ Pannell, E.
(2008, July 27). Comic communication part of professors' classes. The
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, T-1, T-4. ^ Page 1. ^ The Workday Comic #1.
Spring, 2007.[1] ^ The Workday Comic - online edition. ^ Sorrell, M.
(2008, April 14).Club produces second annual workday comic. The Oracle, vol.
100. ^ Quoted in "The Workday Comic: Not Just One Third of a 24-Hour
Comic." Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego,
California. July 27, 2008. ^ The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112:
"Trouble in Paradise." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley. ^ You are
here. ^ #137-Cover. ^ Sneak Peak at Stealth Potato #75. ^ Rocket Llama
Ashcan Copy. ^ Who Is Rocket Llama? ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run,
Part 1." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley. ^ "Time Flies When You're
on the Run, Part 2." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley. ^ e.g.,
"Tanks a Lot." Rocket Llama Says #8. Script and art: Alex Langley.