I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL BE TRICKED TOO. Here
I was thinking Hellboy II was an action movie, and probably a
pretty good one at that, but what I got instead was a movie filled with
plot and a foofy schmoofy love story. Blaah, Gagg. If I wanted a foofy
schmoofy love story, I’d watch Moulin Rouge. Save it for the Lifetime
channel people. I know I know, I just offended you because you liked
Hellboy II. Well, too friggin’ bad. And now for a little segment I like
to call 16 No’s.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
16 NO’S.
What’s up with all the brother/sister incest insinuations? EWWW. The
Prince totally copped a feel on the Princess. Can’t we have a movie, for
once, where the freaks are appreciated for saving the world and not
ridiculed? I mean are we, the normal boring people with no special
powers, that stupid? Or maybe THAT is our special power. Finally, who
wants to sit through a 2 hour movie full of plot? Stick to the action.
Now to completely blow your mind: I did like the movie alright. It
incorporated some humor into the movie, which is always a plus. It
wasn’t pants splitting humor, but it was amusing none the less. Hellboy
II also had really good character development along with a somewhat
entertaining story. It just didn’t do it for me in the action
department. The action scenes where few and far between, and when there
were action scenes, they seemed a bit too short and it seemed a bit to
easy for Big Red to overcome his foes. What I do like about this movie
is Hellboy’s character. The dude gets right to the point. If someone
isn’t giving up the information or cooperation like Hellboy wants them
too, then he just freakin’ punches them in the face, which usually sends
them to the next city. Now that’s how you deal with the bad guys.
Time
until the real action starts: ~ 21 minutes
Big bad
baddies: The Prince Nuada and the Golden Army
Best
Line: Prince Nuada says that he is going to
kill all the good guys and Hellboy says, “Then why don’t you start with
me, your royal ass-ness”
Best
Kill: Sometimes in a scene, you just know
exactly which guy is going to get his balls handed to him. In this scene
you’ve got Elizabeth, Abraham, and Hellboy (all the main characters) in
a room investigating stuff, and then you have some unknown guy working
with them. Hmmm, I wonder why he’s in the scene. Well, he dies.
Horribly. These little critters called the Tooth Fairies come swarming
out of the wall and start burrowing into his skin and his face. They
call them the Tooth Fairies because they go for the teeth first. And boy
did they! Hundreds of them swarmed this guy, and he was a skeleton in no
time. I would have to say that is the first time I have seen that
happen.
Best
Explosion: There wasn’t any really good
explosion; however, there was one. Elizabeth (Selma Blair) is being
swarmed by these Tooth Fairies and looses control of her powers. She
explodes with heat and fire, knocking Hellboy out the window and killing
all the Tooth Fairies.
Best
Accidental Suicide: This big boy monster that
you think is going to be an enemy throughout the whole movie actually
kills himself. He is fighting with Hellboy and he has a hand that
detaches from his body but is connected by a chain. He shoots it out at
Hellboy, Hellboy moves out of the way and the hand gets caught in this
grinder thingy. He gets sucked in and gets crushed into a pancake. He’s
not that brightest crayon in the coloring box now is he?
Rating:
2 ½ Big Babies, out of 5
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The Ongoing Adventures of
Rocket Llama[1] is a webcomic starring "a high-flying llama, a
sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse."[2]
Created by Alex Langley while he was a student at Henderson State
University, the comic first appeared in a comic book titled The Workday
Comic. For the Workday comics anthology, a spin-off of Scott McCloud's
24-Hour Comics, comics creators each wrote and drew their own eight-page
stories in eight hours in April, 2007, on Friday the 13th[3], which turned
into an ongoing publication.[4] Co-presenting with comics author and
scholar Danny Fingeroth (Dazzler, Spider-Man, Superman on the Couch), the
creators described the webcomic's evolution as members of a Comics Arts
Conference panel at 2008's Comic-Con International in San Diego,
California.[5][6][7] Contents [hide] 1 Debut 2 Webcomic 3 References 4
External links [edit] Debut The full title of Rocket Llama's debut
story in The Workday Comic #1 (spring, 2007) was "The Ongoing Adventures of
Rocket Llama #112: 'Trouble in Paradise'".[8] The story introduced the
taciturn hero Rocket Llama and his talkative sidekick, an anthropomorphic
cat named Bartholomew Meowsenhausen, who find themselves stranded on an
island after a battle with an enemy called Jetpack Dog. Spherical islanders
capture them and then challenge them to combat. A villain named Böwser vön
Überdog arrives with Jetpack Dog and, in a sudden Star Wars parody, summons
a giant robot known as the Super Robot Dog Walker which blasts a volcano to
bits. Before it can fire a second blast, Rocket Llama destroys it by getting
it to swallow a pot of water and backfire. The story ends with Böwser tied
up and the heroes using the giant robot dog head as a boat to get themselves
home, with the promise of the next story to be titled, "Yuck!
Yukon!"[9][10] Whether despite the original story's childlike art or
because of it, the Rocket Llama story proved to be the most popular in the
2007 anthology collection of the eight-hour comics.[11] After comic artist
Stephen R. Bissette, an instructor at the Center for Cartoon Studies and
comic book artist best known for his work on Swamp Thing with Alan Moore,
read all of the stories in the first volume of The Workday Comic, he
remarked, "That llama's gonna stick with me."[12] [edit] Webcomic Nick
Langley redrew the story with a less childlike drawing style in webcomic
form for online publication[13] as the flagship title for the website
rocketllama.com which grew into an affiliation of websites featuring
webcomics, art, entertainment reviews, and scholarly studies of comics.[14]
The online story featured a new cover[15] and omitted a one-page gag, a
preview for an unrelated Stealth Potato comic, which had appeared as an
intermission in the middle of the original story.[16] The original story
also appeared online as the comic's "ashcan copy."[17] The authors present
the Rocket Llama stories metafictionally as the world's oldest comic book,
established in 1916, which they allegedly rediscovered and are adapting into
webcomics. "Deep underground, in an archaic vault we searched until we found
the fabled tales. As both the current production team behind The Ongoing
Adventures of Rocket Llama and appreciators of such groundbreaking
literature, we have taken it upon ourselves to restore these classic issues
to a glory more befitting a modern, digital age."[18] Although every
"issue" is presented with panels and screens in the correct order for each
story, the issues are presented out of order as if readers were discovering
old issues of a classic comic book in a seemingly haphazard order, however
they come to find them. After the redrawn number 112's online publication
came the serialized time travel story #136-137, "Time Flies When You're on
the Run," appearing one page at a time throughout each week.[19][20] Special
Rocket Llama Says bonus features appear only in "ashcan" form drawn by the
original creator.[21] [edit] References ^ Rocket Llama World Headquarters
^ You are here. ^ Waddles, Joshua. (2007, April 2). Comic book club puts
in a full day's work. The Oracle vol. 99 (25), p. 3. ^ Beard, Sarah. (2008,
August 25). Comic Arts Club offers excitment. The Oracle, vol. 101 (1), p.
5. ^ T. Langley & R. Duncan, panel moderators, with respondent Danny
Fingeroth. (2008, July). "Capes and Tights, Caps and Gowns." Panel presented
at the Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego,
California. ^ Recent and Upcoming Research Presentations ^ Pannell, E.
(2008, July 27). Comic communication part of professors' classes. The
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, T-1, T-4. ^ Page 1. ^ The Workday Comic #1.
Spring, 2007.[1] ^ The Workday Comic - online edition. ^ Sorrell, M.
(2008, April 14).Club produces second annual workday comic. The Oracle, vol.
100. ^ Quoted in "The Workday Comic: Not Just One Third of a 24-Hour
Comic." Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego,
California. July 27, 2008. ^ The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112:
"Trouble in Paradise." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley. ^ You are
here. ^ #137-Cover. ^ Sneak Peak at Stealth Potato #75. ^ Rocket Llama
Ashcan Copy. ^ Who Is Rocket Llama? ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run,
Part 1." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley. ^ "Time Flies When You're
on the Run, Part 2." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley. ^ e.g.,
"Tanks a Lot." Rocket Llama Says #8. Script and art: Alex Langley.
Who is Rocket Llama? "The world's oldest
webcomic - since 1916." Tongue-in-cheek tales of a high-flying llama, a
sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse. With
time traveling cavedogs, a persnickety penguin, and surprise parodies of
Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, and more. Creators have
presented their work at Internation Comic-Con Comicon International in San
Diego, California, with Danny Fingeroth (The Amazing Spider-Man, Dazzler,
Superman on the Couch, Disguised as Clark Kent), and WonderCon Wonder-Con in
San Francisco, California, as part of the Comics Arts Conference a.k.a.
Comic Arts Conference; and Wizard World Texas, the Wizard World University
Texas academic meetings in Arlington, Texas, near Six Flags Over Texas, with
Phil Hester (Green Arrow and Clerks with Kevin Smith), Jason Henderson (The
Sword of Dracula, Dracula Wars #1), Ben Templesmith (30 Days of Night with
Steve Niles, Fell), Jacen Burrows (Crossed with Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis),
Ethan Van Sciver (Green Lanter).
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