Who is Rocket Llama? "The world's oldest webcomic - since 1916." Tongue-in-cheek tales of a high-flying llama, a sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse. With time traveling cavedogs, a persnickety penguin, and surprise parodies of Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, and more. Creators have presented their work at Internation Comic-Con Comicon International in San Diego, California, with Danny Fingeroth (The Amazing Spider-Man, Dazzler, Superman on the Couch, Disguised as Clark Kent), and WonderCon Wonder-Con in San Francisco, California, as part of the Comics Arts Conference a.k.a. Comic Arts Conference; and Wizard World Texas, the Wizard World University Texas academic meetings in Arlington, Texas, near Six Flags Over Texas, with Phil Hester (Green Arrow and Clerks with Kevin Smith), Jason Henderson (The Sword of Dracula, Dracula Wars #1), Ben Templesmith (30 Days of Night with Steve Niles, Fell), Jacen Burrows (Crossed with Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis), Ethan Van Sciver (Green Lanter).
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The Long Kiss Goodnight

Oh the weather outside is frightful…and so is Samantha Caine, or Charly Baltimore, or whatever her name is. Geena Davis is Samantha Caine in The Long Kiss Goodnight and she is one bad ass chick. A trained assassin in a former life, Caine’s now suffering from amnesia and doesn’t remember anything. That’s where Samuel L. Jackson shows up (his character’s name doesn’t even matter, it’s Samuel L. Jackson. He’s so awesome that everyone calls him by his full name all the time.) Samuel L. Jackson plays a crappy “detective” who stumbles on some actual information about Caine and the two of them pair up to get to the bottom of things. It is a very good movie equipped with witty banter between Samuel L. Jackson and Davis, who work well together, not to mention some artery-cutting action to boot.

It does take a while for the action to get started, but once it does it’s just a hoot! Lots of kills, car chases, narrow escapes, and the best part of all is that this is happening just a few days before Christmas. Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. I would tell Santa to keep away from this household, or he might find a .45 caliber at the end of that chimney. The Long Kiss Goodnight is equipped with all the traditional Christmas activities: caroling with a gun stuck to your head, going to church and having your kid kidnapped, going to visit your family and realizing that they are targets that you were once sent to kill…all the good stuff.

The bad guys in this movie make the classic bad guy mistake that all movies make. Here they have this super assassin in their custody, and what do they do? They decide to kill her the slowest, most escapable way possible. Why don’t you just shoot them in the head and be done with it? No, that’s too easy (plus it is just a movie. Killing the main character at the beginning of the final act isn’t exactly good form.) The bad guys leaving a super assassin alone to die in any way is like signing their own death certificates. Hello! Super assassin here! Are you depressed because you have to spend Christmas planning terrorist attacks and secretly want to die? Because you just made that possible when you left this chick alone. Silly bad guys, they will never learn. However, it makes for a great action movie and unless you are training your kiddies to become the winner of the Most Foul Mouthed Little Terrors contest, I would keep them away from this one, as it has bad words aplenty.

Time until the real action starts: ~ 24 minutes

Big bad baddies: Rogue CIA operatives

Best Line: Samuel L. Jackson busted in on some dude with a…pretty lady who performs special jobs for money. He says, “You’re assuming I won’t shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you…and Umption.”

Best Kill: There are a lot of good kills in this movie, but the best one involves a triple takedown. Caine is in an alley with a bad guy pointing a gun at her head. Samuel L. Jackson shows up and points a gun at the bad guy’s head. Caine, not being a woman who needs rescuing, punches the bad guy in the throat and takes his gun. She pulls him into a head lock, spins, and shoots another bad guy over Samuel L. Jackson’s shoulder. She does another 180 and shoots a third bad guy jumping out of the shadows. Whatever happened to the guy she had in a head lock, one might ask. Well, he was her personal body shield and was shot by the other two bad guys. All the while, Samuel L. Jackson is standing there looking like he pooped his pants.

Best Explosion: The best explosion almost always happens at the end of the movie. It’s the great finale. The Long Kiss Goodnight follows suit. A gas truck is wired with a huge bomb. It is crashed right on the border between Canada and the US at Niagara Falls on a bridge. It blows up knocking out most of the bridge. The whole screen is a ball of flames on this one. It was massive.

Best Narrow Escape: Caine and Samuel L. Jackson are running from some bad guys in a train station. They are three stories up and Samuel L. Jackson is saying that they should just turn and start shooting when a grenade falls in front of them. He yells, “F*** it” and they run down the hallway. Caine shoots out the glass at the end and they jump out the window. Below them is an iced over body of water. Caine starts shooting the ice and just in time for them to fall through safely.

Rating: 3 ½ Santa L. Jacksons, out of 5

 


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The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama[1] is a webcomic starring "a high-flying llama, a sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse."[2] Created by Alex Langley while he was a student at Henderson State University, the comic first appeared in a comic book titled The Workday Comic. For the Workday comics anthology, a spin-off of Scott McCloud's 24-Hour Comics, comics creators each wrote and drew their own eight-page stories in eight hours in April, 2007, on Friday the 13th[3], which turned into an ongoing publication.[4]  Co-presenting with comics author and scholar Danny Fingeroth (Dazzler, Spider-Man, Superman on the Couch), the creators described the webcomic's evolution as members of a Comics Arts Conference panel at 2008's Comic-Con International in San Diego, California.[5][6][7]  Contents [hide] 1 Debut  2 Webcomic  3 References  4 External links      [edit] Debut The full title of Rocket Llama's debut story in The Workday Comic #1 (spring, 2007) was "The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112: 'Trouble in Paradise'".[8] The story introduced the taciturn hero Rocket Llama and his talkative sidekick, an anthropomorphic cat named Bartholomew Meowsenhausen, who find themselves stranded on an island after a battle with an enemy called Jetpack Dog. Spherical islanders capture them and then challenge them to combat. A villain named Böwser vön Überdog arrives with Jetpack Dog and, in a sudden Star Wars parody, summons a giant robot known as the Super Robot Dog Walker which blasts a volcano to bits. Before it can fire a second blast, Rocket Llama destroys it by getting it to swallow a pot of water and backfire. The story ends with Böwser tied up and the heroes using the giant robot dog head as a boat to get themselves home, with the promise of the next story to be titled, "Yuck! Yukon!"[9][10]  Whether despite the original story's childlike art or because of it, the Rocket Llama story proved to be the most popular in the 2007 anthology collection of the eight-hour comics.[11] After comic artist Stephen R. Bissette, an instructor at the Center for Cartoon Studies and comic book artist best known for his work on Swamp Thing with Alan Moore, read all of the stories in the first volume of The Workday Comic, he remarked, "That llama's gonna stick with me."[12]   [edit] Webcomic Nick Langley redrew the story with a less childlike drawing style in webcomic form for online publication[13] as the flagship title for the website rocketllama.com which grew into an affiliation of websites featuring webcomics, art, entertainment reviews, and scholarly studies of comics.[14] The online story featured a new cover[15] and omitted a one-page gag, a preview for an unrelated Stealth Potato comic, which had appeared as an intermission in the middle of the original story.[16] The original story also appeared online as the comic's "ashcan copy."[17]  The authors present the Rocket Llama stories metafictionally as the world's oldest comic book, established in 1916, which they allegedly rediscovered and are adapting into webcomics. "Deep underground, in an archaic vault we searched until we found the fabled tales. As both the current production team behind The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama and appreciators of such groundbreaking literature, we have taken it upon ourselves to restore these classic issues to a glory more befitting a modern, digital age."[18]  Although every "issue" is presented with panels and screens in the correct order for each story, the issues are presented out of order as if readers were discovering old issues of a classic comic book in a seemingly haphazard order, however they come to find them. After the redrawn number 112's online publication came the serialized time travel story #136-137, "Time Flies When You're on the Run," appearing one page at a time throughout each week.[19][20] Special Rocket Llama Says bonus features appear only in "ashcan" form drawn by the original creator.[21]   [edit] References ^ Rocket Llama World Headquarters  ^ You are here.  ^ Waddles, Joshua. (2007, April 2). Comic book club puts in a full day's work. The Oracle vol. 99 (25), p. 3.  ^ Beard, Sarah. (2008, August 25). Comic Arts Club offers excitment. The Oracle, vol. 101 (1), p. 5.  ^ T. Langley & R. Duncan, panel moderators, with respondent Danny Fingeroth. (2008, July). "Capes and Tights, Caps and Gowns." Panel presented at the Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego, California.  ^ Recent and Upcoming Research Presentations  ^ Pannell, E. (2008, July 27). Comic communication part of professors' classes. The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, T-1, T-4.  ^ Page 1.  ^ The Workday Comic #1. Spring, 2007.[1]  ^ The Workday Comic - online edition.  ^ Sorrell, M. (2008, April 14).Club produces second annual workday comic. The Oracle, vol. 100.  ^ Quoted in "The Workday Comic: Not Just One Third of a 24-Hour Comic." Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego, California. July 27, 2008.  ^ The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112: "Trouble in Paradise." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ You are here.  ^ #137-Cover.  ^ Sneak Peak at Stealth Potato #75.  ^ Rocket Llama Ashcan Copy.  ^ Who Is Rocket Llama?  ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run, Part 1." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run, Part 2." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ e.g., "Tanks a Lot." Rocket Llama Says #8. Script and art: Alex Langley.