Who is Rocket Llama? "The world's oldest webcomic - since 1916." Tongue-in-cheek tales of a high-flying llama, a sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse. With time traveling cavedogs, a persnickety penguin, and surprise parodies of Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, and more. Creators have presented their work at Internation Comic-Con Comicon International in San Diego, California, with Danny Fingeroth (The Amazing Spider-Man, Dazzler, Superman on the Couch, Disguised as Clark Kent), and WonderCon Wonder-Con in San Francisco, California, as part of the Comics Arts Conference a.k.a. Comic Arts Conference; and Wizard World Texas, the Wizard World University Texas academic meetings in Arlington, Texas, near Six Flags Over Texas, with Phil Hester (Green Arrow and Clerks with Kevin Smith), Jason Henderson (The Sword of Dracula, Dracula Wars #1), Ben Templesmith (30 Days of Night with Steve Niles, Fell), Jacen Burrows (Crossed with Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis), Ethan Van Sciver (Green Lanter).
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QUARANTINE

Oh snap!! This movie was insane. Let me explain. I have not seen trailers for this movie. I have not seen advertisements or posters for this movie. I have seen nothing about this movie. The only way I knew to go watch it and that it exists was through a request (keep on sending them). I guess I just live under a rock with nothing but a TV, a DVD player, and a stack of action movies because I missed all news about Quarantine. I didn’t know what to expect and I think because of that, it was a very tense and scary movie to watch. I say that because I have heard that the trailers give away some key plot points of the movie that kind of ruins it for you. So beware of the trailers!
Quarantine did have a slow start, but I guess not every movie can start like Rambo IV. Quarantine does eventually pick up the pace and has plenty of action to go round. The characters are quarantined in an apartment building filled with an ever-growing number of disease infected, zombie-ish people. In that situation, escape is so not an option. Trying to get away from the zombies when locked in an apartment building is like eating green bologna. You think you’ve made it out of the woods after a couple of hours, but as soon as you let your guard down it hits you. Then you’re cursing yourself for ever thinking you could sneak away without any trouble, all the while running like a madman for the nearest bathroom. Oh yeah, you know you’ve been there.
The only thing about the action in Quarantine is that there is too much of people panicking and talking about what’s happening and not enough zombie action. It’s not until the end that we actually get some really tasty zombie action. However, I would like to give props to the actors for portraying the whole situation so accurately. Angela (Jennifer Carpenter) freaks out so much and so convincingly that it almost makes you run out of the theatre, pushing over any kids or old ladies that get in your way because you’re not about to be the last one left in there. It all comes together to make an enjoyable scary action movie for Halloween. Oh and by the way, as I am writing this review, a movie called Mulberry Street is coming on the Sci Fi channel about people in an apartment building all becoming infected with something. Hmmm, where have I heard of that plot before?

Time until zombie related action: ~ 20 minutes

Guys getting killed (Bad guys): The infected aka Zombies

Best Line: Right after one of the guys gets bitten, the vet treating his wounds is saying that any kind of medicine would be a great help. The opera instructor says that he has some Vicoden in his apartment. Then he says he has a lot of it. Then he says he has a whole stash of it. “I pretty much have a pharmacy upstairs… Wait, are you going to arrest me?” To this the officer says, “Sir, you are the least of my worries right now!”

Best Kill: Scott (Steve Harris), the camera man, and Angela (Jennifer Carpenter) go upstairs to investigate what’s happening. They suddenly get attacked by an infected person. No one has any kind of weapon on them… except Scott. He has the camera. He knocks the infected person onto the floor with the camera and then proceeds to beat the infected in the face until it dies. I would have to say this is the most unique method of killing a person I have ever seen. It was horrific and awesome all at the same time. I have to give an honorable mention best kill in this movie. Scott is upstairs before everything just mentioned happens. He sees a rat in a lady’s apartment and it charges towards him. Scott is backing up but the rat keeps coming, so he stomps on it with the heel of his shoe several times. It splatters the rat’s guts everywhere, through every orifice. It was so gruesome and so unexpected that I loved it.

Best Explosion: Sadly, this is where Quarantine is lacking. No explosions of any sort.

Best Narrow Escape: Towards the end of the movie when there are only three people left who are not infected, they are upstairs trying to find a safe place to be. A woman (Dania Ramirez), who I know as Maya from Heroes, attacks Angela. Angela falls on the ground and the infected is on top of her about to bite her when Scott comes to the rescue for the hundredth time. He and the fireman contain the woman and end up very calmly breaking her neck. The camera angle adds intensity to the whole ordeal and Angela gets away unbitten.

Rating: 3 squished rats, out of 5


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The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama[1] is a webcomic starring "a high-flying llama, a sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse."[2] Created by Alex Langley while he was a student at Henderson State University, the comic first appeared in a comic book titled The Workday Comic. For the Workday comics anthology, a spin-off of Scott McCloud's 24-Hour Comics, comics creators each wrote and drew their own eight-page stories in eight hours in April, 2007, on Friday the 13th[3], which turned into an ongoing publication.[4]  Co-presenting with comics author and scholar Danny Fingeroth (Dazzler, Spider-Man, Superman on the Couch), the creators described the webcomic's evolution as members of a Comics Arts Conference panel at 2008's Comic-Con International in San Diego, California.[5][6][7]  Contents [hide] 1 Debut  2 Webcomic  3 References  4 External links      [edit] Debut The full title of Rocket Llama's debut story in The Workday Comic #1 (spring, 2007) was "The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112: 'Trouble in Paradise'".[8] The story introduced the taciturn hero Rocket Llama and his talkative sidekick, an anthropomorphic cat named Bartholomew Meowsenhausen, who find themselves stranded on an island after a battle with an enemy called Jetpack Dog. Spherical islanders capture them and then challenge them to combat. A villain named Böwser vön Überdog arrives with Jetpack Dog and, in a sudden Star Wars parody, summons a giant robot known as the Super Robot Dog Walker which blasts a volcano to bits. Before it can fire a second blast, Rocket Llama destroys it by getting it to swallow a pot of water and backfire. The story ends with Böwser tied up and the heroes using the giant robot dog head as a boat to get themselves home, with the promise of the next story to be titled, "Yuck! Yukon!"[9][10]  Whether despite the original story's childlike art or because of it, the Rocket Llama story proved to be the most popular in the 2007 anthology collection of the eight-hour comics.[11] After comic artist Stephen R. Bissette, an instructor at the Center for Cartoon Studies and comic book artist best known for his work on Swamp Thing with Alan Moore, read all of the stories in the first volume of The Workday Comic, he remarked, "That llama's gonna stick with me."[12]   [edit] Webcomic Nick Langley redrew the story with a less childlike drawing style in webcomic form for online publication[13] as the flagship title for the website rocketllama.com which grew into an affiliation of websites featuring webcomics, art, entertainment reviews, and scholarly studies of comics.[14] The online story featured a new cover[15] and omitted a one-page gag, a preview for an unrelated Stealth Potato comic, which had appeared as an intermission in the middle of the original story.[16] The original story also appeared online as the comic's "ashcan copy."[17]  The authors present the Rocket Llama stories metafictionally as the world's oldest comic book, established in 1916, which they allegedly rediscovered and are adapting into webcomics. "Deep underground, in an archaic vault we searched until we found the fabled tales. As both the current production team behind The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama and appreciators of such groundbreaking literature, we have taken it upon ourselves to restore these classic issues to a glory more befitting a modern, digital age."[18]  Although every "issue" is presented with panels and screens in the correct order for each story, the issues are presented out of order as if readers were discovering old issues of a classic comic book in a seemingly haphazard order, however they come to find them. After the redrawn number 112's online publication came the serialized time travel story #136-137, "Time Flies When You're on the Run," appearing one page at a time throughout each week.[19][20] Special Rocket Llama Says bonus features appear only in "ashcan" form drawn by the original creator.[21]   [edit] References ^ Rocket Llama World Headquarters  ^ You are here.  ^ Waddles, Joshua. (2007, April 2). Comic book club puts in a full day's work. The Oracle vol. 99 (25), p. 3.  ^ Beard, Sarah. (2008, August 25). Comic Arts Club offers excitment. The Oracle, vol. 101 (1), p. 5.  ^ T. Langley & R. Duncan, panel moderators, with respondent Danny Fingeroth. (2008, July). "Capes and Tights, Caps and Gowns." Panel presented at the Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego, California.  ^ Recent and Upcoming Research Presentations  ^ Pannell, E. (2008, July 27). Comic communication part of professors' classes. The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, T-1, T-4.  ^ Page 1.  ^ The Workday Comic #1. Spring, 2007.[1]  ^ The Workday Comic - online edition.  ^ Sorrell, M. (2008, April 14).Club produces second annual workday comic. The Oracle, vol. 100.  ^ Quoted in "The Workday Comic: Not Just One Third of a 24-Hour Comic." Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego, California. July 27, 2008.  ^ The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112: "Trouble in Paradise." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ You are here.  ^ #137-Cover.  ^ Sneak Peak at Stealth Potato #75.  ^ Rocket Llama Ashcan Copy.  ^ Who Is Rocket Llama?  ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run, Part 1." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run, Part 2." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ e.g., "Tanks a Lot." Rocket Llama Says #8. Script and art: Alex Langley.