More commonly known as Earl Gomgom’s Syndrome, Chronus Reversus is an affliction wherein the afflicted individual steadily progresses backwards through time rather than forwards. If you catch a bit of Chronus Reversus you will probably find yourself inconvenienced in many different ways. Walking through the rain becomes a bit odd as your top stays dry […]
Monthly Archives: August 2011
Film Review: Colombiana (2011)
Have all the stories in the world been told already? Is there really nothing out there that is a new and original plot anymore? It feels like there isn’t with Hollywood putting out remake after remake and formulaic movies such as Colombiana.
Colombiana stars Zoe Saldana as Cataleya, a hard core assassin seeking revenge on the […]
Tea-Bagging: The Most Ancient Respect a Man Can Give
The act today known as ‘teabagging’ was, in ancient times, a method of showing admiration to a fallen enemy. Baring one’s testicles in battle was considered akin to baring one’s soul, and was the truest form of respect a warrior could give. Nowadays it’s the top way for 14 year olds to express video game […]
Coming Attraction: September 2011 Preview!
Pumped to See:
September 2: Shark Night 3D
September 9: Contagion
September 23: Machine Gun Preacher
September 23: Killer Elite
September 30: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (limited)
Neither Pumped Nor Pissed:
August 31: The Debt
September 2: Apollo 18
September 2: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
September 2: Saving Private Perez
September 9: Warrior
September 9: The Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975 [LA/NYC]
September 16: Drive
September […]
Child Pickpockets from the Future!
Child pickpockets are not cute, they’re a bloody menace. For much of the 23rd century they cast a dark cloud of scourge across Great Britain. The entire region was brought to a near standstill as no one could purchase anything, prove who they were, get in their homes or drive their cars because of the […]
Coming Attraction: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
Nicholas Cage must really have something against the Devil! In Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance he returns as Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider and is called upon to fight the Devil who is trying to take human form. The film is directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, who directed Crank, so I’m hoping for some of […]
